I think you've got to be retarded, or maybe something way worse, if you don't like a quote of wit and worth. You know how you hear or read something and you think 'how excellent is that!'. This is only the beginning of loads I've jotted down after I discovered I never remember them, just like jokes. No recall whatsoever. I shall be adding to these, so far these are just a few thoughts. Be absolutely free to add any that come to mind. Or a witty comment.
Many of these I pick up from goodreads, a great book site. I've already got so many people in my mind, so I've looked the names for some of these initial quotes.
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
- Q. What do you wear to bed?
A. Channel Number Five?
as if nothing ever happened.” Winston Churchill
- “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” Winston Churchill
- “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”